I got this by E-mail ... its funny lol
Operator:' Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your...'
Customer:'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator:'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'
Customer:' It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator:'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17, Satwa.
Your home number is 04 9232366, your office 04 6452302 and your mobile is
050 2662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer:' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator:' We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator :'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator :'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer:'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer:'How do you know for sure?'
Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the
National Library last week Sir'
Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?'
Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
Dhs49.99'
Customer:'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator :'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank Dhs 3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer:'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives'
Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer:'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle...'
Customer:'What!'
Operator :'According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer:'????'
Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer:'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles
of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... '
Customer:#$! $^%&$@$% ^ tere.........&*&*%$$$$
!!!!!!!.............
Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?
Customer:'Helloo, can I order..'
Operator:'Can I have your multi UAE identity card number first, Sir?'
Customer:' It's eh..., hold..........on......889861356102049998-45-54610'
Operator:'OK... you're... Mr Singh and you're calling from 17, Satwa.
Your home number is 04 9232366, your office 04 6452302 and your mobile is
050 2662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?'
Customer:' Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?
Operator:' We are connected to the system Sir'
Customer: 'May I order your Seafood Pizza...'
Operator :'That's not a good idea Sir'
Customer: 'How come?'
Operator :'According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure
and even higher cholesterol level Sir'
Customer:'What?... What do you recommend then?'
Operator :'Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it'
Customer:'How do you know for sure?'
Operator :'You borrowed a book entitled 'Popular Hokkien Dishes' from the
National Library last week Sir'
Customer:'OK I give up... Give me three family size ones then, how much
will that cost?'
Operator :'That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is
Dhs49.99'
Customer:'Can I pay by credit card?'
Operator :'I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is
over the limit and you owe your bank Dhs 3,720.55 since October last year.
That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir.'
Customer:'I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some
cash before your guy arrives'
Operator :'You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your daily
limit on machine withdrawal today'
Customer:'Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How
long is it gonna take anyway?'
Operator : 'About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come
and collect it on your motorcycle...'
Customer:'What!'
Operator :'According to the details in system ,you own a
Scooter,...registration number 1123...'
Customer:'????'
Operator :'Is there anything else Sir?'
Customer:'Nothing... by the way... aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles
of cola as advertised?'
Operator : 'We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also
diabetic....... '
Customer:#$! $^%&$@$% ^ tere.........&*&*%$$$$
!!!!!!!.............
Operator :'Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 2008 you
were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman...?
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