Selling the car...conversations

Say u have a car and put an add to sell it

here there are some conversations you have to go through with the possible tire-kickers...

ok Franz...here we go

e-mail message:

hi dear,

u ask 100k, i can give you 30k but cash!

u know market is down and it is a too much good offer for u!!!

call me please from this number xxxxxx

sms message:

call me for your car please

test drivers:

...right after seeing the car.

-Can i take it for a spin?

[Simon Motorsport]

So e mail examples.

- What last price?

- 140 cash?

- 150 cash?

- 145 cash?

- 170 cash?

- 180 cash?

3 times trade for e39 M5?

Telephone conversations:

Eilo...You M5 sell?
yes
ziz what colour?
where did you see the car?
autotrader
The car is sapphire black
Za car nice
How much za price?
200K
Ziz last price?
The price was already reduced alot and i think 200K is resonable, it has mods worth 150K
So ziz last price?
Maybe it is slightly negotiable, but you should see the car first
So 200K last price?
YES
I will call you insallah
Looking forward for your call
bye

[SSense]

I can see you guys went through so much :rofl2:

[hiten86]

if i had someone call me with a convo like the ones above - I'd tell him in the voice of Eric Cartman

"suck my balls!"

[RAFiK]

hahahaha ^^ hiten ur crazy ..

But honestly if someone told me "dude the market is down n i'd take ur M3 for 40K cash " I'd probably either hang up without saying a word OR ..tell him take it for free and THEN hang up !

[M_Powerholic]

I got great msgs when I was selling my Nokia 2 weeks ago !!

It worths 450 AED



" 150AED , Interested ? "

" 180AED , Take it or leave it ! "

" 200AED, is that good for you dear ? " :rofl:

" 250AED, and I love your phone ! "

" 300AED, OK ? "

I mean, if you want to buy something... you don't have to let the prices down that much !!

[hiten86]

umm posted twice bro :)

[M_Powerholic]

Thanks Hiten for noticing.... just got back and tired !! :(

Back to topic now ! :)

[SSense]

if i had someone call me with a convo like the ones above - I'd tell him in the voice of Eric Cartman

"suck my balls!"

:laughhard:

[Ayham]

This is the best one I heard in years:

"How much? 80K? Ok fine, meet at the bank tomorrow so I can pay you"

Seller and buyer meet at said bank, buyer goes like:

"73K is all I'm going to pay!"

"But we agreed at 80K!!"

"Yea, but this is how it is. 73K is all I can offer"

"Couldn't you tell me this over the phone yday?"

"Well, that's all I will pay"


And they ask how murders happen!!!

[Wazif]

:rofl2:

[Moe]

:rofl2: