E36 1996 325 coupe MT + supercharged RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech + Bolt On's CURRENT
E30 1989 325 M50 Mtech coupe MT + RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech coupe AT SOLD
E30 1991 325 low 4door AT SOLD
E30 1988 320 ac schnitzer 4door AT RIP
E36 1992 325 M50nv MT DRIFT/RACE CAR CURRENT
E34 1991 525 ac schnitzer Daily CURRENT
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled: 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'
E36 1996 325 coupe MT + supercharged RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech + Bolt On's CURRENT
E30 1989 325 M50 Mtech coupe MT + RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech coupe AT SOLD
E30 1991 325 low 4door AT SOLD
E30 1988 320 ac schnitzer 4door AT RIP
E36 1992 325 M50nv MT DRIFT/RACE CAR CURRENT
E34 1991 525 ac schnitzer Daily CURRENT
I almost got a cardiac arrest watching this one! hahahah
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:laughhard:
E36 1996 325 coupe MT + supercharged RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech + Bolt On's CURRENT
E30 1989 325 M50 Mtech coupe MT + RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech coupe AT SOLD
E30 1991 325 low 4door AT SOLD
E30 1988 320 ac schnitzer 4door AT RIP
E36 1992 325 M50nv MT DRIFT/RACE CAR CURRENT
E34 1991 525 ac schnitzer Daily CURRENT
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled: 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'
:laughhard::laughhard::laughhard::laughhard:
E36 1996 325 coupe MT + supercharged RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech + Bolt On's CURRENT
E30 1989 325 M50 Mtech coupe MT + RIP
E30 1990 325 M50 Mtech coupe AT SOLD
E30 1991 325 low 4door AT SOLD
E30 1988 320 ac schnitzer 4door AT RIP
E36 1992 325 M50nv MT DRIFT/RACE CAR CURRENT
E34 1991 525 ac schnitzer Daily CURRENT
As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.
About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled: 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'
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