Wanna Laugh!!! - Jokes Thread

[eoudeh]

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step. Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled: 'How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'
The Texan smiled and drawled, 'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were friends.'

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WS86]

[Hasan Shaikh]

:laughhard:

[salty]

:rofl:

[Nabil]

it is a collector car from the plate on it its sharjah brown plate ...
but its thrown out in a building park at Dubai silikon oasis , to much dust and dirt as u see ...

the owner lives in that building, he recently got married and moved out, i guess he didnt pick it up yet :Coffe:

[eoudeh]

CHINESE SICK LEAVE: ' I NO COME WORK TODAY! '

:rofl: i dont know if its posted b4 but i like it alot :D

Hung Chow calls into work and says, ' Hey, I no come work
today, I really sick! Got headache, stomach ache, and legs
hurt, I no come work! '

The boss says, ' You know something, Hung Chow? I really
need you today! When I feel sick like you do, I go to my
wife and tell her to give me sex! That makes everything
better, and I go to work. You try that! '

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. ' I do what you
say, and I feel great.. I be at work soon!........ You got
nice house! '

[Hasan Shaikh]

:rofl2:

Thanks Eyad!

[salty]

:laughhard:

[WS86]

LoOoL :D

[ahmad.alkhalil]

Please check this out!!!! hahahahahaaha

http://www.break.com/index/bosnian-r...ady-for-action

[WS86]

This Lada Riva WANNA BE M3 :laughhard:

[eoudeh]

hahahahahaha...i think owner of the bad lucky M3 you posted earlier was inpired by this pic :rofl:

[WS86]

^ LooooooooooL
HE GOT THE WRONG CAR FOR THAT he should get a lada better :rofl2:

[salty]

:wired:

[Wazif]

A blind guy on a bar sitting in a bar shouts too the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. “Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde, I’m a 6′ tell, 200lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6′2, weights 225, and he’s a rugby player. The hells to your right is 6′5 pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?” The blond guy says, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”